Dad Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock.

How do you tell HTML from HTML5? - Try it out in Internet Explorer - Did it work? - No? - It's HTML5.

Hey Girl, Roses are #ff0000, Violets are #0000ff, I use hex codes, But I'd use RGB for you.

"Honey, go to the store and buy some eggs." "OK." "Oh and while you're there, get some milk." He never returned.

Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar was not set high enough.

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.

There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don't.